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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Damn Sexy!





Don’t ever think you can’t do what I’m calling you to do, and whatever you do, don’t ever say that! Rather, rejoice in your human limitations, knowing that they make more room for Me to work. When you are weak, I am strong.

— “Prophecy Vitamins, Part 1,” ML #3587

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Balance

Balance would be a great thing to have. Have you ever had the feeling like "yea!! I got it! everything is working out" then something happens that throws you completely off balance? Nope? I envy you.

Something just threw me off and it sucky, suck, sucks.
I find myself thinking how can I make things right it always seen like I go too far to one side or to the other.

What the heck is the balance and where can I find it.

If anyone has seen Balance tell it Maria is looking for it and misses it SO bad.
I'll be waiting in the Prophet bus, I think I saw it there last.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Lets Have a Paurty.

I am trying to think of a funny and clever way to start the "blog process" but my mind is saying...nothing.

So I will give a no brainer explaination, here goes th BARE nessesities.

party
for
the
aries
was
fun
david
surrounded
by
girls
LUCKY!!!



I had such a good time at this thing, it was a relaxer after being only in the house for a good week. So meeting new people and dancing was the perfect medicine for a bored and burn-out brain.
And all the Aries got what was coming to them too...a SPANKING!! (now come on, you know you deserve it!)
Okay, that is as far as my frozen mind will allow. HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!

P.S. sorry about the tiny pic... somehow my computer decided to shrink it to two pixels....YESH!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Want to know your future, bend over.

Here is another "ology" that I found interesting...forget reading your hand....I will read your rump!



Rumpology is divination by reading the lines, crevices and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand.

The American astrologer Jackie Stallone claims on her website[1] that Rumpology is known to have been practiced in ancient times by the Babylonians and the Indians (although she provides no source or evidence for this claim). Stallone has revived rumpology in modern culture and according to her left and right butt cheeks reveal a person's past and future, respectively.

Blind German clairvoyant Ulf Buck has also studied the details of human buttocks and he claims he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks. According to Beck "[a]n apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life. A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth."[2]

Thursday, May 1, 2008

A Blog is Born


I would like to congratulate...um...me. For spending some good 20 minutes to start up a (da dum ta dum) BLOGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
May it live long and prosper and hopefully get a good amount of attention......from both me and you.

"happy birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!"


P.S. Mind not the naked man. He's here for the celebration....